What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

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HELLO

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Why do I keep waking up at 4 AM?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

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ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Would you date/marry a guy younger than you? If no, why not?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Yes sir it is.

Sure no problem officer.

Why did the USA stick their noses in Ukraine's business? They wanted to be neutral for so long.

After a few moments he returns.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?